And I call myself a genius...posted Nov 23rd 2009, 12:21PM
Mood: Frustrated
I can create lifeforms, robots, destructo-rays, supercomputers.
My mutated brain is more intelligent than the most intellectual of intelligent minds, thus me being endowed with this intellect gives me the power to do anything with this brainpower!
So.. I ask myself this....
WHAT KIND OF EVIL SUPER-GENIUS CAN'T FIX HIS OWN TOASTER?!
In the future, I will conquer this world, so to say; take over. It will be me, and me alone who will take control of this planet from which you are standing upon on your feet that you use for walking, which I will rule. Without anybody! And when this planet is ruled by only one person and one person alone, which will be me, Mojo Jojo, no one else, then you will bow before me, and obey ME! MOJO JOJO!
Welcome to the observatory. Please, make yourself at home.
AND DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING!
I am MOJO JOJO; The most evil of all evil, genius of all genius; AND FUTURE RULER OF THIS PITIFUL UNIVERSE! For the future ruling of this universe will be by me! I will bring chaos, destruction, and I will RULE with an iron fist; for ruling is what I will DO, and ruler is what I will BE!
*Snatches the plans and hides them behind his back*
What plans?
...
Okay okay, So I have plans. Plans are what I have, and not just any plans; but blueprint plans for The Cyberdemon Mk. III! But I was not the one who took them, for it was not me! And like I'd tell you who did- for I won't tell you, and me not telling you means you'll never know!
NOW GET OUT OF MY OBSERVATORY!
The PPPA (Powerpuff power antidote), designed specifically for the taking away of any supernatural, non-normal powers in your possession- In other words; taking away your special ability's; will rid of you!
I wanted to use this on the Powerpuff girls first, but, I suppose a test subject is always needed! Which is to say; YOU are the test subject and my first victim of the PPPA!
*Tosses the weapon to the side- due to it's uselessness against you and withdraws his Proton Disintegrator gun, rapidly shooting at you while in mid-air*
*Fly's back into the wall from the attack- going right through and leaving a huge hole*
Urgh...
..!
*Jumps out from the other side of the hole, equipped with lazers, bazooka's, rocket launchers, and powerful weapons of all sorts*
HA! you threw me right into the weaponry room! Therefor now being equipped with the correct equipment of sorts, I am more powerful- And being more powerful means I am stronger than I was before! *Fires super-sonic homing missiles at you*
*takes out a little robotic ball-shaped figure; sucking in the blast. Unfortunately, the powerful blast caused the figure to overload and explode- his whole front-side black with ash*
Ow.. Oh.. Ow..
URGH! THAT DOES IT!
*presses [random] button, activating a good amount of powerful lazers; zapping you to a crisp before you even manage to make a move*
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